mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
what is it called when u kill a friend
walk walk fashion baby
We have no idea what he’s doing…
drinking water but in a punk rock way
if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
that girl in the back is like “Holy shit how am I supposed to top that”
she legitimately looks like she’s being served
Yooo, but don’t disregard that pole dancing is a thing that sex workers created, as if those roots delegitimize the athleticism.
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!