crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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sighquil:

blastortoise:

Death by beyblades

Let it r.i.p.

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide

unclefather:

walk walk fashion baby

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

railroadsoftware:

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool 

railroadsoftware:

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool 

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Zo

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

fynneyseas:

daedricvacuum:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

that girl in the back is like “Holy shit how am I supposed to top that”
she legitimately looks like she’s being served

Yooo, but don’t disregard that pole dancing is a thing that sex workers created, as if those roots delegitimize the athleticism.

fynneyseas:

daedricvacuum:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

that girl in the back is like “Holy shit how am I supposed to top that”

she legitimately looks like she’s being served

Yooo, but don’t disregard that pole dancing is a thing that sex workers created, as if those roots delegitimize the athleticism.

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

Pregnant woman: oh my god he's kicking!!
Me: *punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!
MY HEARTMY HEART

paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!

MY HEART
MY HEART